Old Timers Letter

It’s a new year and I’m closing in on 100 years old and wearing out, and I have so many unanswered questions !!!!!

I haven’t found out who let the dogs out…
Where’s the Beef…
How to get to Sesame Street…
Why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps…
Why do all flavors of Fruit Loops taste exactly the same...
How many Licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop…
Why Eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton and Batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails…
What does the Fox say…
Why “abbreviated” is such along word..
Why there is D in Fridge but not in Refrigerator…
Why Lemon Juice is made with artificial flavor BUT Dish-Washing Soap is made with REAL Lemons…
Why they Sterilize the Needle for lethal injections…
Why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a penny for your thoughts, Where’s that extra penny going…
Why does The Alphabet Song, Baa Baa Black Sheep and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the Same Tune… ( Why did you just try to sing the previous three songs)…
Just exactly what is Victoria’s Secret
And Where Is Waldo?...
Can you hear me now?...
Do you really think I’m this Witty...
Actually I got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s uncle’s cousin who lived next door to an Old Classmate’s Mailman. Enjoy your day...
I needed a good laugh and I bet you did too.