Kids
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds. "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
Rebecca - age 8
When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Billy - age 4
When someone loves you the way they say your name is different. You just know that
your name is safe in their mouth.
Karl - age 5
Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go
out and smell each other.
Chrissy - age 6
Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without
making them give you any of theirs.
Terri - age 4
Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Emily - age 8
Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it
to him to make sure the taste is OK.
Danny - age 7
Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing you still
want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
Bobby - age 7
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
(WOW!)
Nikka - age 6
If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)
Noelle - age 7
Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
Tommy - age 6
Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after
they know each other so well.
Cindy - age 8
During my piano recital , I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the
people watching me and saw my daddy
waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.
Clare - age 6
My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep
at night.
Elaine - age 5
Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris - age 7
Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer
than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann - age 4
Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
Lauren - age 4
I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to
go out and buy new ones.
Karen - age 7
When you love somebody your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.
(what an image)
Mark - age 6
Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
Jessica - age 8
You really shouldn't say "I love you" unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you
should say it a lot. People forget.
And the final one
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman
who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard,
climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little
boy said, "Nothing. I just helped him cry."
Only In The South
Georgia
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to
ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated
from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much
would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
Louisiana
A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to
be in Louisiana ." When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in
Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."
Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody
just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to
put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back.
He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I got a flat tahr." The passerby asked,
"But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares
in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
Tennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.'"
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