I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asker her, "What day is tomorrow?"

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!"

She's smart, so I asked her, "What does Presidents Day mean?"

I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush, or Clinton, etc.

She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we will have another year of Bullshit."

You know it hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose.