Lifesavers
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of the class.
The children began to identify the flavors of a roll of Lifesavers by their color:
Red..........Cherry
Yellow..........Lemon
Green..........Lime
Orange..........Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY Lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
Copyright © 2024 by World Wide Web Foundry, LLC. -- All rights reserved